TEDDY RABBITS AND BUNNY BEARS (2001)

Mission Statement - our manifesto
Hell Orgy of the Screaming BloodFreaks (lyrics) - rave music for the possessed
Corporate Anthem (lyrics) - our 'public image'
I Love You, Man (lyrics) - a little tune about male bonding
You Stole My Squid (lyrics) - a.k.a. Squid Mask Replica
Betty Ford Baby (lyrics) - old school rap for our pre-K fans
A Gun Named Jesus (lyrics) - devival music (praise Bob!)
England's Plastic Rose (lyrics) - well, somebody had to say it.
Pome Of Love (lyrics) - pass the saccharin
Magic Moments (lyrics) - smooth R&B
This is What you Get Because You Suck (lyrics) - for Eric and Dylan. Play it loud so they can hear it down in Hell.
They Didn't Have Any Heads - fine work from a promising young junior high school author
Super Star Teenage Slut (lyrics) - the lost soundtrack to a bad John Hughes teen film
Hot Stuff/Bad Girls - die, disco, die. Die, die, die.
Eagle on the Beach (lyrics) - Phil, meet Steve.
We're All Gonna Die (lyrics) - some smooth R&B about the futility of existence
Zirconia Bullets of Pure Evil - recorded live 4/31/01 in Poot, Texas
Please Don't Lay Me Down (lyrics) - what a long strange CD it's been...